"YOU’LL NEVER BEAT THE IRISH" ireland chants as we continue to be beaten in almost every competition we take part in
OH MY GOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD I CANNOT
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!